As sung to the tune of the 12 Days of Christmas
On the First night of Hanukkah,
my true love gave to me,
Guilt about not calling my family.
On the Second night of Hanukkah,
my true love gave to me,
Socks, so I don’t catch my death!
and Guilt about not calling my family
On the Third night of Hanukkah,
my true love gave to me,
Bagels for my breakfast
Socks, so I don’t catch my death!
and Guilt about not calling my family
On the Fourth night of Hanukkah,
my true love gave to me,
Heeb Magazine for Hip Hop Hebrews
Bagels for my breakfast
Socks, so I don’t catch my death!
and Guilt about not calling my family
On the Fifth night of Hanukkah,
my true love gave to me,
Purell for your Schmutzzz
Heeb for Hip Hop Hebrews
Bagels for my breakfast
Socks, so I don’t catch my death!
and Guilt about not calling my family
On the Sixth night of Hanukkah,
my true love gave to me,
Driedels for gambling
Purell for your Schmutzzz
Heeb for Hip Hop Hebrews
Bagels for my breakfast
Socks, so I don’t catch my death!
and Guilt about not calling my family
On the Seventh night of Hanukkah,
my true love gave to me,
Kosher Candies to Nosh on
Driedels for gambling
Purell for your Schmutzzz
Heeb for Hip Hop Hebrews
Bagels for my breakfast
Socks, so I don’t catch my death!
and Guilt about not calling my family
On the Eighth night of Hanukkah,
my true love gave to me,
Candles for Burning
Kosher treats for Noshing
Driedels for Gambling
Purell for your Schmutzzz
Heeb for Hip Hop Hebrews
Bagels for my breakfast
Socks, so I don’t catch my death!
and Guilt about not calling my family
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